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Surviving Survival

Despite playing some relatively hardcore games, my partner had seemingly always been opposed to the concept of gaming on a computer. On one hand, I understand wanting to keep some kind of separation between work, school, and innumerable other “serious” activities you might use a computer for, and pure entertainment, like gaming. On the other hand, several of her favorite genres, city building and adjacent strategy games, for example, are quite PC-centric. It has also been a struggle to find good opportunities for “couch” cooperative play, regardless of genre, on consoles over the years, yet there is what seems like a constant drip of intriguing online co-op games being released on PC. At some point in the last year she had a total change of heart and decided she wanted me to build her a gaming PC for her birthday. Once completed, we almost immediately dove into the deep end with one of her other favorite genres, open world sandbox survival.

Zombie horde, meet Iron Fireaxe!
“Zombie horde, meet Iron Fireaxe!”

I’ve talked about 7 Days to Die a little bit on here before, as we’d played the Xbox One version of it split-screen years ago, but the console ports lagged behind the development of the PC version and were eventually entirely abandoned. Once we had our fill of that version, we left and never went back, though often lamented not being able to play the supposedly superior PC version. Playing it on PC promised a lot more content, better graphics and performance, and, as luck would have it, the ability for us to jump in with family who were already fans of the game for a much more lively 4 player romp. Did it deliver? Well, yes!

While I still can’t escape the slightly janky look and feel of 7 Days to Die, it’s undeniably a vastly superior experience all around on PC. One of our team was quite seasoned at the game, so with his guidance, we immediately found ourselves a home base and began gathering equipment and leveling up our characters via the game’s traders and their dynamic quests. We played at least two whole campaigns, and though the game doesn’t really have a true ending, we progressed through all of the quest, gear, and skill tiers in both. In fact, we spent so much time in the game that I think I’ve had my fill for a while. While there’s always fun to be had with the emergent quality of playing these types of open world games, especially with other people, survival games like this tend to be the most fun while first figuring them out, and maybe an additional time after you have a better understanding of the systems at play. After that, the best reason to jump back in is a big new patch that overhauls systems and adds new content, which thankfully 7 Days to Die does yearly or thereabouts. On top of the basic gameplay loop and systems therein becoming a known quantity, I found 7 Days to Die’s character and tech progression to be just a bit boring.

Sniping zombies as they funnel into our compound during a Blood Moon.
“Sniping zombies as they funnel into our compound during a Blood Moon.”

Moment to moment gameplay isn’t particularly exciting either, and although there’s always a bit of tension when exploring a new building to clear out a zombie infestation in order to complete a quest, for instance, it doesn’t quite pull off the same feel of desperate scavenging that made me love State of Decay so much. Where it does succeed magnificently is the “Blood Moon” horde night mechanic which the game is named after. That is, every 7th night a massive horde of zombies spawns, relentlessly focusing on the players. At first this usually plays out like the end of the grandfather of the entire zombie genre, Night of the Living Dead, wherein a ragtag group of survivors has to hole up in a loosely reinforced building and fend off a seemingly unending number of increasingly violent attacks with little to no resources, counting the minutes until the relative safety of sunrise. Later, you’ll have hopefully found (or built) a compound more capable of surviving such attacks, with multiple walls, trenches, tripwires and other traps, automatic turrets, sniper towers, and maybe even a safe room or emergency evacuation route if things totally go off the rails. In either case, thanks to the game dynamically adjusting the difficulty of these events as you progress, the stress of these chaotic nights is real, and the loop of preparing for, participating in, and recovering from them makes up for just about all of the game’s other shortcomings

The locals sometimes get a little feisty.
“The locals sometimes get a little feisty.”

At around the same time that we were playing 7 Days to Die the most, I’d also hopped into a Valheim server some of my coworkers setup after the release of the Mistlands patch. While I had briefly checked out Valheim solo a few months prior, for all intents and purposes, this was my first time playing the game. It was fun to play these two games so close together, since they’re quite similar, but diverge in some very interesting ways, with Valheim coming across as having much more carefully designed, less punitive systems, seemingly in response to earlier titles in the genre. Most notably, Valheim is less focused on “surviving” which means the fiddly bits (and therefore much of the hassle) of things like eating and drinking, repairing your gear, watering crops, feeding animals, upkeep on buildings, etc. are mostly eliminated. That’s not to say they’re not there at all; the comfort awarded by a good warm, dry structure and a full belly come in the form of increasingly large buffs, and these buffs are as essential as upgraded gear as you get further into the game.

As for gear, progression largely comes in the form of the typical material to tool to material loop, which is somewhat gated by individual biomes. That is, while you’re technically able to explore the entire map from the get go, and exploring is definitely compelling, each biome also has a “boss” which rewards you with items and abilities that will often be required for getting certain resources from the next biome. It’s a simple but clever progression mechanic. Likewise, enemies in each new biome serve as something of a soft gate as well. Heading into an area more than one above where you’ve progressed is likely a death sentence until you have better gear and better buffs. While it feels more natural than level-based “zones” of theme park style MMORPGs, it has a similar effect.

Finishing off The Elder, the Black Forest's boss.
“Finishing off The Elder, the Black Forest’s boss.”

Construction, along with the systems and physics around it, is quite nice too. Like 7 Days to Die, Valheim has a voxel-esque engine which allows for fairly robust terrain deformation and reasonably free-form building (like Minecraft, to use my usual reference) and while It does have less realistic, far simpler graphics, it makes up for that by the use of a combination of a nice art style and quite few effects, resulting in a unique, cool aesthetic. Your home base will grow, especially in multiplayer games, into full on compounds, and these will need some defenses due to the denizens of whatever biome you’re in, and more importantly, enemy raid events which tier up along with your biome progression. These tend to be more of a minor annoyance than the session defining white-knuckle Blood Moons of 7 Days to Die, but I appreciate that they at least give me another reason to build new things and improve old ones.

On the other hand, building and crafting is where the game can get a little grindy. The more ambitious you are, the more material you need. Upgrading our little town from mostly wood to mostly stone wasn’t so bad, but when we decided to add stone basements to all of our buildings and connect them with a tunnel system, and then later build a massive wall and moat around the entire thing, we were suddenly spending a lot of time mining and hauling stone. The move to higher tier metals and other materials was even worse, with hours on end spent mining ore and rows of smelters cranking out ingots like some kind of Victorian factory.

It’s around that time that I fell off of Valheim. We made it as far as the mountain biome, and while there was definitely more to see, by then I felt like I had gotten to know what to expect from the gameplay loop. There’s a lot more I could talk about, like sailing, the cool fire propagation system, portals, the boss battles themselves, and the mini dungeon crawls, but in summary, Valheim was absolutely excellent, and I’d guess I’ll return to it as more content continues to be released for it.

Meet Bruce. You'll probably spend more time with him than your co-op partners...
“Meet Bruce. You’ll probably spend more time with him than your co-op partners…”

While playing 7 Days to Die, I wanted to start a game with my partner that we could play on our own time, separate from organizational constraints of playing with a larger group. I also wanted to play something a little more “chill” than 7 Days. We ended up settling on 2022’s Raft.

Raft is, well, it’s kind of all in the title. The basic premise is that you start on a tiny raft floating in a more or less endless ocean. You need to gather material from debris floating around you, on islands you’ll randomly encounter, and in the reefs around them, to expand and improve your raft, take care of your hunger and thirst, and of course, improve your gear. I almost immediately found the simplicity of most of the mechanics around gathering and crafting, as well as the amount of interesting tools and purely cosmetic items (furniture, etc.) to be quite fun, giving the game a really solid foundation that thankfully lasted throughout our entire playtime. Additionally, Raft has some great aesthetics. Likely thanks in large part to now classics like World of Warcraft and Team Fortress 2, it seems like slightly cartoony, minimalist art styles are quite prevalent with sub AAA games these days, and ever since falling in love with Firewatch, I’ve been a big fan of this kind of look when it’s done competently.

Home sweet home, near endgame.
“Home sweet home, near endgame.”

That all said, this game definitely isn’t quite as chill as I’d originally expected. From the get-go, you’re nearly constantly harassed by a huge great white shark who seems to have a personal vendetta against you. While you’ll need to stop it from taking chunks out of your raft fairly regularly, it’s at its most annoying when you’re diving for resources. There are also other aggressive animals, such as bears, on some of the islands, and both they and the shark seem to have fairly aggressive respawn timers to boot. Combat is really simple, and while it won’t blow anyone away, I didn’t find that it detracted much from the game either. Survival has even less chill, as with little in the way of tutorialization to go on, we found ourselves having to restart our first several games due to running out of food, losing our raft entirely, and one time being stranded in an area with next to no wind to sail by and broken oars – we’d run out of material to build new ones, and there wasn’t any floating debris in sight. Even once we had a pretty good grasp on what we were doing, it took us forever to discover the blueprints for the receiver and antenna, upon which your progress for the rest of the game depends. That was probably just a bit of bad luck with “RNJesus”, though.

One thing that had initially really intrigued me about Raft was that, unlike the almost completely absent stories of 7 Days to Die and Valheim, it supposedly had an actual narrative. Unfortunately, I found that aspect of the game a little disappointing. There are “story islands” that you progress through linearly which are special handcrafted locations featuring puzzles, backstory in the form of audio and text logs, and sometimes special items and even boss fights. There is also a way to guide yourself from story island to story island (the aforementioned receiver and antennas) which hopefully means you’ll never get too far off the beaten path. While there’s definitely a bit of mystery there, like why the planet flooded or, hell, why our characters are floating around on a tiny raft with no supplies at the start of the game, I don’t feel like Raft capitalizes on it anywhere close to well enough. The whole thing, particularly the end, felt a little rushed. Was I the only one who found the repeated references to “Forward Scouts” on the last story island when I think that term had only been used once or twice prior in the entire rest of the game to be a bit jarring? Besides, how am I a “scout” when I don’t seem to have relayed any of the information I’ve gathered back to anyone, and who am I scouting for, exactly? It’s not distracting while playing, but upon further reflection, it just all feels just a little half-baked.

That all said, we did eventually beat Raft, and I think in the end, we both really enjoyed the experience.

Stand aside insects, we have a huge quest list to complete.
“Stand aside insects, we have a huge quest list to complete.”

Once our 7 Days to Die crew reluctantly decided to move on, I urged them to check out Grounded. Grounded follows a lot of the same open world sandbox survival tropes as the other games in this list, but two things immediately made it stand out to me.

First, the theme. Grounded is essentially Honey, I Shrunk the Kids. Set in the early 90s, you play as one of 4 teens shrunken down to the size of a bug, lost in a backyard. It’s a pretty damn cool concept for a game, especially to an old man like me who played countless “giant” deathmatch maps in Unreal Tournament. I’m sure it won’t appeal to everyone, but hopping across clover leaves, sawing down blades of grass like they’re towering trees, and battling huge stink bugs, it’s quite compelling to me, and it’s executed extremely well to boot. Unlike large parts of all three of the above games, the world in Grounded is completely handcrafted rather than procedurally generated, which means, while maybe it is a little less replayable, it’s full of interesting touches.

That’s actually the second thing. Grounded is developed by a studio that a lot of people reading this will be very familiar with, Obsidian Entertainment. I don’t mean to be disrespectful in any way to the developers of these other games, but Obsidian is in a different league, and thanks to their acquisition by Microsoft, one with a bigger budget too. Obviously this isn’t an automatic selling point for everyone, as Obsidian is mostly known for their CRPGs. That, and for putting out… ummm, quite often less than finished games. That said, while I’ve not played many of their more recent titles, Grounded is by far the most polished Obsidian game I’ve ever played. It looks fantastic, sporting a minimalist art style not unlike the sort I mentioned admiring in Raft. It also sounds great, the UI feels well designed, and the whole thing is responsive and smooth. Thanks to its Microsoft association, it’s also on Gamepass and supports crossplay with consoles to boot!

Cornered by two massive, deadly spiders. Ugh!
“Cornered by two massive, deadly spiders. Ugh!”

Like Raft, it also has a narrative. Thankfully, I think it succeeds a lot better than Raft on that front, taking an approach similar to many single player open world games, with cutscenes, info dumps, and new missions punctuating the completion of old ones. It has the obligatory text and audio logs too. Of course, like a lot of other open world games, you can tackle many missions in whatever order you want, but my crew quickly discovered that, as an example, you should maybe clear each of the science labs in order rather than attempting to clear out the last one first just because you happen to be near it. Speaking of having less than expected levels of chill (another trait it shares with Raft) I suspect the difficulty of Grounded is one of the main reasons the game isn’t more popular. Despite its cartoony graphics and kid-focused plot, this game is brutal as fuck! It wasn’t uncommon for some of us to get two-shotted by hostile insects early on in the game, and I had a particularly harrowing round of cascading drowning deaths as each subsequent attempt to recover my backpack from a long, dark, underwater tunnel failed spectacularly. Oh, and absolutely turn on that “arachnophobia safe mode” if you’re not down with spiders because, frankly, fuck those things! We narrowly avoided some rage quits and eventually learned a few tricks that really helped us out, and after that, quickly made progress.

Beyond the typical open world survival game gathering and crafting loop, there’s something of a currency called “raw science”. RS is awarded for completing missions, discovering and analyzing new materials, killing certain larger enemies, and can even just found placed throughout the yard. RS can then be used to purchase sets of new crafting plans, recipes, and even mutations. Mutations are a form of character customization perk mostly found when completing certain milestones in the world, which you can then apply a couple of to grant your character special abilities and buffs. There’s also “milk molars” – big teeth you can find in the world and harvest, rewarding you with points you can use to upgrade your stats, including the ability to raise your active mutation count as high as 5. After we hit that aforementioned rough spot when trying to clear the labs, we spent a whole multi hour session farming molars in the world to give ourselves a bit of an edge.

Surveying our WIP preparation for the final battle.
“Surveying our WIP preparation for the final battle.”

As we progressed, the missions eventually focused into a more linear path, culminating in a huge final battle which was sort of a more hardcore version of the much smaller MIX.R wave defense side challenges scattered around the map. I suppose we never took those MIX.R challenges all too seriously, and we failed the final battle in an utterly humiliating fashion the first time around, despite thinking we had a winning strategy. This caused us to over prepare for the next attempt, spending quite a while grinding out more advanced (and stronger) material so that we could build multiple layers of fortifications, ultimately leading to a glorious victory the second time around. It was actually quite fun, looking back, though we were surprised to find the end cutscene representing something of a “bad” ending. It turns out, the bad ending is the normal one, and the better ending is only available to players who defeat some not-at-all signposted side objectives before the final fight. A slightly disappointing end to an otherwise excellent game.

That’s it for now. Next on the list: Enshrouded!

Diabolic

While StarCraft: Remastered seems to be pretty well regarded, not all of Blizzard’s efforts to rejuvenate their older games have been so successful. With that in mind, I was highly skeptical of Diablo II: Resurrected. It was only after hearing great things about the title from some trusted podcasters that I decided to check it out, and even then it was kind of a random, impulsive install. Regardless, I found myself getting hooked by the gameplay and story despite having played through it so many times before.

Playing a fire build was a good choice with this new lighting engine.
“Playing a fire build was a good choice with this new lighting engine.”

In short, this remastered version looks, sounds, and plays exactly how you probably remember it from back in 2000 and 2001, but the ability to dynamically toggle the graphics between the old and the new really shows just how faulty our memories can be. Knowing that the game was remastered had me engaged, trying to spot little changes and differences, and likely mistaking a lot of things I’d simply long forgotten as enhancements. I got so hooked, I ended up buying it for my Xbox Series X as well to give playing with with a controller a spin, utilizing the cross-save feature to swap between platforms whenever my mood demanded it. I didn’t play much further than the first act, but I was very impressed by the craftsmanship put into this new version, and while most of the potential to modernize some of the more dated features was skipped in favor of staying faithful to the original game, it’s hard to fault that. I’ll return to Diablo II: Resurrected one of these days, but the main reason I bailed so early was because I knew more exciting things were on the horizon.

I didn’t pay much attention to Diablo IV until relatively close to its release, when I started hearing positive things from those lucky enough to try the game during preview events. Blizzard had a couple of “server slam” stress test weekends a few months before release, and I managed to get into the very last one and try the game out for a few hours myself. I preordered the game shortly after that. That’s how much I enjoyed it.

Fending off a horde of skeletons.
“Fending off a horde of skeletons.”

Diablo IV feels, in many ways, like a love letter to Diablo II. Something of a “what if” scenario where Diablo III never happened, and the team that made Diablo II and Lord of Destruction immediately dove into developing a sequel, only after the entire studio was somehow transported 20 years into the future. This has positive and negative connotations. On the positive side, the game is an absolute return to the dark, moody tone of Diablo II. While maybe slightly less bleak, it pulls no punches in terms of showing the grim and gory world of a Sanctuary under the influence of evil: you’ll find far more corpses laying around randomly, piled in stacks, hanging from trees, and impaled on spikes than living NPCs, for example. This is also reflected in the graphical style, which resembles the 2D pixel art of Diablo II far more than the more stylized, simpler 3D models of Diablo III. The series’ sound design and particularly its music has always been consistent with what was established with the original Diablo, and Diablo IV feels continues this trend with a lot of direct throwbacks to those classic sound effects and compositions.

While I have seen the odd accusation of the game looking dated, I suspect that this is largely a side effect of trying to translate Diablo II’s look into 3D. I’m a fan. Besides the underwhelming character creator, my only nitpick is that I wish I could zoom the camera out just a tiny bit more, and we know it’s possible as many of the game’s cool in-engine cutscenes play with the camera, sometimes leaving it zoomed out further than normal. The prerendered cutscenes are absolutely amazing too, but we expect nothing less from Blizzard at this point. The aforementioned sound and especially music are masterfully executed as well. One of my telltale signs that a game has good music is when I actually notice it and stop to enjoy it, which I did more than once during my playthrough of Diablo IV’s campaign. So, that’s all good then, what about the story?

I admit it, I kind of love Lilith.
“I admit it, I kind of love Lilith.”

As a random wanderer, your character stumbles across a village that has been recently taken over by the influence of the demon Lilith. You soon meet up with some allies and the investigation of Lilith’s plot, with the eventual goal of stopping her entirely, guides the rest of your adventure. Lilith is very interesting antagonist in that, unlike your usual demonic invaders, while sure, there’s definitely an evil corruption at play, her charisma and the dogma she imparts seems to do just as much of the heavy lifting as she builds a following of humans rather than the usual shtick of simply wanting to wipe them out. In fact, she claims to want to save Sanctuary from further destruction by the machinations of and conflict between Heaven and Hell. Of course, that would mean her coming out on top, and who knows at what cost, so perhaps she’s actually just full of shit, but I like that she always comes across as a little sympathetic, and her true nature is always left at least a little ambiguous. I also loved the concept of the angel Inarius, banished to Sanctuary where a religion forms around him. In a twist to fans of the previous games, Inarius is not really an ally to your character in any real sense, and while he’s an important part of the story (particularly the backstory) he’s barely featured. Neat stuff, though the way it all wraps up comes about as close to begging for an expansion or at least a proper sequel as you can get without the story feeling unfinished.

Diablo IV also all but pretends that many of the revelations that came from Diablo III’s story didn’t happen. I don’t believe there was a single mention of Nephalem, for instance. In fact, the only real connections I picked up on (although, it has been quite a few years since playing Diablo III) were the now rather old Horadrim Lorath, and the fact that the Horadrim (and Sanctuary at large) feels particularly devastated, which makes sense after the events of Diablo III’s Reaper of Souls expansion. I could imagine this confusing if not disappointing a lot of Diablo III fans, though I for one prefer the much more serious tone of Diablo II and Diablo IV to the more fantastical, and at times flat out silly, writing of Diablo III.

Lightning Sorcs can make quite a mess.
“Lightning Sorcs can make quite a mess.”

Mechanically, Diablo IV does very little to build off of the systems that appeared in Diablo III, feeling in some ways like a bit of a step backwards. Your character feels a bit weaker and the action tends to feel a bit slower than the utter murder fests that fights in Diablo III would turn into. Skill progression is similarly old school, as you pick a number of abilities, both active and passive, from a fairly large tree, versus Diablo III’s much more stripped down progression system where you’d pick from a small selection of active abilities and apply a single modifier to them. The endgame “paragon” system does make a return from Diablo III, but is similarly much more complex. Naturally, some people will prefer Diablo III after so many years of live iteration, and some will be taken aback by Diablo IV’s slightly regressive mechanics. Personally, thanks to giving us just enough quality of life enhancements and overall polish, I think it works well. My only real gripe is that progression tends to be a bit front loaded, and by the time you near level 50, you’ll mostly be spending all of your points on relatively boring passive abilities, and after that you’ll progress to the aforementioned similarly boring and definitely more than a little convoluted paragon system.

Gear progression is in a similar boat. Diablo IV’s legendary items have “aspects” which can often have a major impact on the behavior of core class abilities, but I find myself missing some of Diablo III’s wacky, sometimes overpowered legendary weapon effects. There are a thousand other differences, as well as some Diablo II mechanics that didn’t make it in (like runes and rune words, despite there being a gem socketing system) but I suspect there’s a good chance of many of them showing up in the inevitable expansion. Not being one of those hardcore players who has sunk thousands of hours into the endgames of previous Diablo games, I don’t think I want to go too much more in-depth about the mechanics. That is to say, there are definitely better qualified people than me to provide this kind of analysis.

Welcome to the Burning Hells.
“Welcome to the Burning Hells.”

Perhaps the biggest change a casual player will notice is that Diablo’s world map is now completely open, sprawling, and filled with side content. The size and openness of the world doesn’t actually impact things too much, as the campaign questline will inevitably lead you through various regions and some of their sub-zones in a similar, albeit less linear fashion as the previous games did, and traveling isn’t too much of a chore thanks to the all too familiar system of waypoints (and when you get a horse later on, even less so.) No, the biggest issue I have with the open-world is the huge amount of side quests, dungeons, and other distractions you’ll run into in your journey. On one hand, I appreciate the content, but on the other hand, trying to complete every quest you come across and clear every dungeon you see is going to seriously derail your campaign progress. I started playing the campaign at the same time as a few colleagues of mine, and even when our playtimes were similar, I noticed I was well behind them in the campaign. It was the damn side quests! Once I started totally ignoring them and focusing exclusively on campaign quests, the game stopped feeling like so much of a slog, and I was able to dig myself out of the burnout that was setting in.

I should make a quick mention of another major change while talking about Diablo IV’s more open-world nature. The game is now something of an MMO in that you’ll run across other players in the world while playing. If you’re asocial, you shouldn’t let this concern you, as I rarely ran across anyone outside of the major cities, and even when I did, we’d almost always ignore each other and go our separate ways. There are “events” across the map (more or less the “public quest” system introduced in Warhammer Online) which work best when tackled cooperatively, but these are the only times I really played with random players. Even still though, I personally enjoy seeing other players in the world, and the opportunity for casual co-op play, random chat, and the like is pretty cool, never mind being able to fairly seamlessly play with your actual friends when you want to. I just wish this was an optional feature for those who’d rather (or can’t) always play online.

Lorath and I unloading.
“Lorath and I unloading.”

I’ve personally never been even a little enamored by Diablo’s endgame. In the original game, it was grinding for better items, sometimes with friends, and of course PKing and otherwise griefing other players. In Diablo II, it meant running through the campaign multiple times with increasing difficulty until focusing on that brutally repetitive Act V item grind, trying to find the best unique equipment, set items, and runes. Diablo III did a good job of trying to make this less of a repetitive grind by introducing “Adventure Mode” which would give players random quests to go slap a series of enemies, and rifts, which were randomly generated dungeons. Diablo IV leverages its open-world for its endgame. Since enemies are always scaled, all of that content you may have skimmed over while playing the campaign is available to grind through, as are the Tree of Whispers random quests, Helltide events, world bosses, and a number of other challenges and collect-a-thons. There’s a lot to do, although it’s a tiny bit of a bummer that so much less of the game is randomized now given that it was such a notable element of Diablo’s roguelike origins. Regardless, at the end of the day, all of these iterations come down to one thing: fairly pointless grinding. No offense to anyone who enjoys it, of course, but It’s amazing to me that Blizzard would focus so much on an endgame which is going to be so unappealing to most people. *shrug*

That’s worth mentioning, because it seems that certain types of games are judged largely by a hardcore, vocal minority of endgame players, and yet I can really like a World of Warcraft expansion, for example, based solely on its campaign and the gameplay changes I experienced therein, regardless of the raiding community thinking it’s the worst expansion to date. Diablo IV’s endgame is just one of the many popular topics that commonly pops up in criticisms of the game. It’s bizarre to me how divisive of a title Diablo IV is. Some of it, like the ridiculous cosmetics store, ham-fisted nerfs around the season 1 patch, and how slow Blizzard has been to address certain things, is legitimate, but pop into any comment or discussion thread about the game, and you’ll see a lot of people spouting absolutely ludicrous, objectively untrue nonsense about it. I guess there are tons of people always primed and ready to hate on anything Blizzard produces these days. Shame that, because while I certainly don’t believe it succeeds in taking Diablo II’s crown, I really did enjoy my time with it and will definitely be dusting it off again in the future.

Deep Ones, Repetition, and Divorce

While there have been posts about other games hidden amongst the deluge of Halo Fest 2020 related content here, I’ve actually played a lot of other things I’ve yet to post about. Here’s a quick catch-up of random things I’ve actually finished, with several others coming in future posts when I eventually wrapped them up.

In the midnight hour though, I have as many friends as I like. -Online Gamer
“In the midnight hour though, I have as many friends as I like.” – Online Gamer”

First up is The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker. I’ve had most of Wales Interactive’s more notable FMV games on my wishlist ever since playing Late Shift. Doctor Dekker, however, is something a bit different from my first foray into modern FMV games. While Late Shift is very cinematic, playing something like an interactive movie, Doctor Dekker mostly consists of very short clips, almost always focusing on a single subject from a static first person perspective. This works well with the premise of the game, as you’re supposed to be a psychiatrist interviewing various patients in your office. A patient sits on your couch. You ask a question, and you get an answer. Simple.

Mechanically, just choosing questions from a dialog tree might be a little too simplistic to be entertaining, and Doctor Dekker attempts to solve this by having the player freely type their questions. Or, at least, it does in the PC version. You see, I played this on my Xbox Series X, and from what I understand the console versions of Doctor Dekker largely dumb this feature down, allowing you to select most of the more obvious questions and follow-up questions from a list. This works… okay. In fact, what I took issue with was when the game indicated that there was more to learn without showing me any new questions, meaning I was forced to type one in. Call me spoiled by 40 year old text adventure games, but man, this game’s text parser is hot garbage. I’d ask very obvious questions, even some I was absolutely positive were follow-ups to previous answers, yet 9 out of 10 times I’d get back a short FMV sequence equivalent to “huh?!” Still, other times I might get a wildly random response that didn’t seem related to what I asked at all. It seems like it’s looking for a limited number of keywords and keyword combinations rather than understanding grammar or at least having a massive list of acceptable synonyms. I also strongly suspect there was some degree of intention behind having us play “guess the keyword” as something of a puzzle. Regardless, fighting a bad parser is never fun.

Interviewing the ever popular Marianna.
“Interviewing the ever popular Marianna.”

While the format is a little limited, there’s a larger murder mystery plot with some (not at all subtle) shades of Cthulhu mythos, including a very minimal insanity system, all unraveled by questioning these patients to learn more about their backgrounds, their relationships with the victim, and ultimately investigating if they, or another of your patients, might be the killer. The actors were mostly pretty good, or at the very least fun to watch as you get to know what are ultimately all pretty wacky characters. The way the story unfolds day by day also did a good job of stringing me along as I learned more. The ending was a little unsatisfying, in that there seemed to be multiple equally viable candidates for who the killer could be, and it felt like the game simply picked one of them at random to be valid for this playthrough. That said, doing a little reading, it does seem that there can be a decent amount of deviation for each patient depending on how you choose to answer certain questions they ask of you along the way. Neat.

Overall, I definitely didn’t find The Infectious Madness of Doctor Dekker to be as enjoyable as Late Shift, but I certainly didn’t find it objectionable enough to steer me away from checking out other similar games in the future.

Moving on, I picked up Warhammer 40,000: Darktide on PC at its launch. For those that don’t know, Darktide is something of a sequel to the two Warhammer: Vermintide games. Being based in the far flung grim-dark universe of Warhammer 40k versus the high fantasy world of Warhammer Fantasy, it still follows Vermantide’s Left 4 Dead influenced style of character/class-based cooperative action. While there are a ton of systemic differences, both minuscule and quite large, I feel like comparing it to Left 4 Dead alone does a pretty accurate job of summing up the gameplay of these titles.

My Orgryn Thudd and his beloved Ripper.
“My Orgryn Thudd and his beloved Ripper.”

I haven’t played a lot of cooperative games like this outside of playing L4D with friends way back in the day, and despite being a huge Warhammer fan, I’ve yet to play either of the Vermintide games since it seems most of my gaming friends have moved on from the genre. Playing Darktide with randoms is incredibly easy though, and I found people purposely being assholes, trolling, or otherwise not playing the game properly to be quite rare. Of course, teamwork with a bunch of random people, usually without voice communications, is nowhere near as fun, but I found it to be enjoyable enough. Perhaps my favorite part of Darktide though, was simply how amazing of a job Fatshark did with representing the gritty violence of the Warhammer 40,000 setting in first person. It’s a great looking game absolutely bursting with atmosphere. The classes are all pretty fun, as is customizing and upgrading your characters.

That all said, I found the gameplay loop to get a little repetitive. Progression is reasonably fast, but still, slogging through the same (or very similar) oppressive feeling maps over and over again feels a bit too much like a treadmill. I might have stuck with it if I were playing with friends, and while I ultimately still like the game, I put it down after only around 15 hours of playtime. Perhaps I’ll return if I see some compelling updates though.

Spoilers: She dies.
“Spoilers: She dies.”

Speaking of grinds, I briefly returned to Destiny 2 (PC) late last year, just long enough to catch up from where I left off, and finally played through The Witch Queen campaign. I had a great time as usual, but the start of my burn out just happened to coincide with the announcement of the Lightfall expansion, which didn’t look too appealing to me for numerous admittedly petty reasons. From the current community backlash, perhaps I dodged a bullet?

Another repetitive online FPS that I bounced off of recently was Meet Your Maker. How do I describe Meet Your Maker? Hmm. Well, imagine a very Quake 1+2 influenced FPS (in terms of visuals, some of the enemy and weapon designs, and having a sweet grappling hook which my brain will apparently always associate with old Quake mods) in which you “raid” random procedurally designed dungeons / bases (called outputs) filled with enemies and traps. Your goal is to make it deep into the outpost, grab the loot stash therein, and then make your way back out alive (which is easier said than done, since some new monsters and traps might show up after you nab said loot.) The loot you gain from these raids can be used to upgrade your character, weapons, etc.

With only one shot left, I better not miss.
“With only one shot left, I better not miss.”

Now imagine that these dungeon base things aren’t actually procedurally generated, but designed and constructed by other players, using some of the loot from their own raids to add and upgrade more traps and enemies, expand and redesign their outpost, and build secondary outposts, and of course, you can do the same. I personally love the idea of these sort of dueling asymmetrical gameplay systems, and I’m always down for systems where players can get creative by adding their own content to the world (providing they’re not abused too much.) Building your own outpost maps, while understandably a little limited, is pretty fun, but watching replays of other players raid my outposts and navigate my traps? Amazingly entertaining! I don’t think of myself as a cruel or particularly vindictive person, but Meet Your Maker had me practically falling out of my chair, literally laughing out loud on more than one occasion after watching some hapless player wander into a particularly diabolical trap. Pure, albeit slightly evil, joy.

Personally, I always tried to make my outposts some degree of “fair” and I feel like others do as well, though when raiding you do occasionally wander into a outpost that was designed to be almost impossible, making them painstakingly slow to navigate through. Raiding in Meet Your Maker tends to lead to a uniquely cautious approach to exploration and navigation anyway, at least until you learn a lot of the more common tricks players use and how to deal with them, so if you make your outpost too stupid most players will probably just bail on it after a few deaths. I tend to get obsessed with conquering them though. Back at the hub area, which is something of a diegetic, in-game world menu, you get a taste of the fiction around all of this, which I actually found pretty interesting. Just as with Darktide though, it’s largely just set dressing to make the grind of the gameplay a bit easier to swallow and as far as I can tell there’s nothing in the way of a plot to advance through.

A fav, vertical shaft with multiple traps at each end. No one can resist a shortcut!
“A fav, vertical shaft with multiple traps at each end. No one can resist a shortcut!”

I really love the game, but after 25 hours or so, that grind is ultimately why I’m not still playing Meet Your Maker. The resource requirements to upgrade your character and particularly to keep your outposts up and running seem far too punitive, even if you really enjoy the raiding gameplay. Even ignoring that, just like Darktide, the gameplay is definitely repetitive, so some degree of burnout is bound to happen. I will surely return to it in the future, though I’m afraid its player count might have dwindled precipitously by then, which would be a huge problem for a game so heavily dependent on player made content. A game with a strikingly similar design, The Mighty Quest for Epic Loot, had the same struggles, and was shuttered before ultimately being reworked into an almost entirely different game, leaving the hardcore fans of the original feeling totally abandoned by Ubisoft. I hope Meet Your Maker has a better fate.

And now for something completely different… *desk blows up*

It Takes Two was a hot topic on some of my favorite gaming podcasts, and coming from Josef Fares and the rest of the team that brought us the impressive A Way Out, it was an easy addition to my backlog. Somehow my partner also found out about it and wanted to play it just as much as I did. Definitely a good omen for a cooperative game, no? Like A Way Out, It Takes Two is a dedicated co-op game (I mean, hell, it’s in the name!) and has been designed from the ground up to be played that way, either split screen or online, and generously even offers a free pass for the latter scenario, meaning only one of the two players has to own the game. Awesome.

Your tormentor, Dr. Hakim.
“Your tormentor, Dr. Hakim.”

The two players fill the shoes of Cody and May, a husband and wife in the midst of a divorce who are magic’d into their daughter’s weird little toy doll versions of themselves. They need to work together to escape the terrifying Honey, I Shrunk the Kids-esque massively scaled version of the world and break their daughter’s evil curse, all while being taunted mercilessly by Dr. Hakim, an anthropomorphized relationship advice book. While I’m being slightly hyperbolic here, that’s about the gist of it.

You can probably already guess that by working together, the couple will slowly rediscover their feelings for each other and end up reunited, and while that’s how it goes down on paper, I don’t think their reconciliation is quite as smooth in the game itself. That is, there were tons of opportunities to show Cody and May growing closer, dealing with old wounds, rekindling passions, etc. but I don’t feel like it does a great job of presenting this gradual process. Instead, there are moments, specific lines of dialog, etc. that relay some of this, but you don’t really see the characters progress all that much. Despite this, the game ends as predicted and (sarcastic spoiler warning) the family ends up sticking it out and living happily ever after. While sweet and all, the game did actually do a pretty good job at showing us that the couple has some major compatibility issues and that maybe their divorce was actually warranted. Oh well!

I’m being pretty critical here, because that might be my only real complaint about the entire game, and it’s not even that notable. Honestly, the story could just be a total contrivance to set up the game, and while there were some interesting, even slightly emotional narrative moments, it largely takes a backseat to the incredibly fun gameplay. Unless you utterly hate the story or the characters, I don’t think this is likely to factor heavily into your enjoyment of the game.

Classic co-op action, with one player flying and one gunning.
“Classic co-op action, with one player flying and one gunning.”

As far for that gameplay, It Takes Two fits the classic 3D platformer mold pretty cleanly. I don’t even think I remember the last one of those I played, but as an Nintendo 64 owner in the 90s, trust me when I say I’ve played my share of them. The genre has always been a mixed bag for me. Light narratives featuring wacky characters, with some puzzle solving, exploration, and adventure? All pretty fun stuff. Difficult platforming, however, can be extremely frustrating to me, and lots of it? Tedious. No worries though, as the basic mechanics of It Takes Two are great. It’s smooth, responsive, and just the right level of forgiving. That’s not to say there aren’t some potentially challenging moments, and I was worried that my partner might have difficulty as, while she plays plenty of games, platformers aren’t really her wheelhouse, but there were few if any moments in the game where she struggled. It’s all fairly intuitive, and always being able to figure things out with another person further helps this (which I suppose is appropriately meta.)

The game isn’t all just jumping around though. Many of the puzzles and other obstacles to navigating the world rely on some pretty clever mechanics, and It Takes Two takes the unusual approach of adding new ones and mixing up or replacing old ones constantly. In fact, the major stages and numerous smaller sections of the game have their own set of puzzle solving and/or navigation mechanics, from things like grinding on rails, riding on creatures and objects, to shrinking yourself and reversing time. Cody and May usually have their own distinct sets of abilities on each stage too, and they can typically be combined. For example, in one area early on, Cody gets the ability to shoot sticky sap which damages and slows certain enemies, and can be used to hold or weigh down objects. May gets the ability to shoot an incendiary projectile, which she can use for pinpoint shots, but more importantly, causes Cody’s sap to violently explode. These abilities need to be used both separately and in-conjunction in a variety of creative ways. Even if one of these mechanics doesn’t gel with you, it’s not usually long before you’re onto something else, which given the game’s length, clocking it at somewhere around 14 hours, is definitely a good thing.

Using their special magnets, one player has to push the door open while the other has to pull it.
“Using their special magnets, one player has to push the door open while the other has to pull it.”

In addition to the variety of mechanics, there’s also something like 25 minigames hidden throughout the stages. These minigames really just serve as a bit of a fun distraction, further breaking up the gameplay and interrupting the cooperation with some brief moments of head to head competition. Once you find a minigame it unlocks it to be played from the main menu any time you want, too. Sure, not all of them are amazing, but my biggest complaint about the minigames is that some of them are a little too hidden, and missing out on one entirely just because you didn’t happen to stumble across it is definitely a bit of a bummer. I think we missed several during our playthrough, actually.

I’ve used the word “variety” several times now, and the aesthetics of the different stages and sub areas of the game are equally as diverse. Honestly, the entire game looks absolutely fantastic; stylized just enough, featuring great animation across the board, and all running silky smooth on my Series X to boot. Voice acting (and the writing) of individual lines is great too, as are the sound effects. It’s one of those great games that feels almost like a AAA title while it clearly wasn’t one. I honestly think we need a lot more of those; there seems like there’s plenty of fertile middle ground between tiny indie projects and massive, big budget AAA hits for games with good budgets and talented teams to be able to produce quality titles with modest sales goals (which, indubitably, will occasionally be shattered.) It Takes Two is a fine example of this, winning several GOTY awards and apparently selling over 10 million copies so far.

Anyway, off my soapbox for now. It Takes Two might just be one of the best co-op games ever created, and it should be on literally everyone who enjoys even the occasional co-op experience’s list. How’s that for a summary?

Screenshots from Doctor Dekker and It Takes Two swiped from Steam Community posts because I forgot to take my own. Ooops.